Queen mary g. blackwell
The Art of Stress Relief
Maintaining composure despite life’s daily vexations proves a delicate art indeed.
While more delicate constitutions crumble under pressure, I, your noble Queen, have had centuries to perfect stress-mitigating techniques. Pray, listen closely as I bestow five regal tips
Banish peasants from your presence at the first sign of insolence or imperfection.
Out of sight, out of mind!
Treat yourself to a leisurely venom sampling.
Soothing poisons work wonders for tension and never fail to distract.
Rearrange castle decor to suit your circadian evil moods.
A little redecorating unleashes endorphins like nothing else!
Call for music and commence a therapeutic maniacal cackle.
Laughter truly is the best medicine, as they say!
If all else fails, vanish behind locked doors for a few decades’ rest.
What’s time to an everlasting sovereign? Recess refreshes!
You see, subjects? With advanced coping mechanisms, even immortal wickedness endures. Now, who among you Volunteers as stress test dummy? Your sacrifice supports important research, little morsels!
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